Thursday, August 23, 2012

You know you're a mom when...

1. You Think in 3 hour increments.
2. When strangers are approaching your baby you could throw down if they touch her. Momma bear instinct :)
3. You would rather shop for baby than for yourself.
4. Spit up is your new favorite accessory.
5. After getting the baby in the shopping cart along with all of her accessories needed while in the store there is no room left for groceries in the cart.
6. It takes 4 hours to shower.
7. You pull over in random driveways to console your child.
8. You park as close to the cart return as possible.
9. For breastfeeding mommas you feel like your shirt is off more than on.
10. You drive like a little old woman.
11. You're not afraid to admit that you've prayed for your daughters bowel movements.
12. At the grocery you look for foods you can eat with one hand.
13. You start to believe your a Cullen because you never sleep.
14. You would gladly pick someone's nose other than your own.
15. You wash the same load of laundry at least 3 times because you keep forgetting to put it into the dryer.
16. You showered yesterday, or was it the day before? Oh heck, you at least had one shower this week, so you're good to go, right?
And you wouldn't change it for anything in the world!

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